Psychedelia, garage, punk, no-wave, hippy acid folk, top-40 hits, soul, funk, reggae, dub, jazz, improvisation, modern composers, experimental, noise, electro-acoustics, sound installations, field recordings, contact microphones, phone calls, radio dramas, dance music, subterranean rumblings, high tension wires, short-wave radio numbers stations, witches, kitchen appliances, acoustic blues, Black Sabbath, black metal, Black Panther speeches, rap and hip-hop, African tribal priests, jungle, techno, electronica, The Sonics, Japanese eardrum-shredding motor-psycho guitar mayhem, Bossanova, French vocalists, Vietnamese street music, barnyard animals, disco, songs recorded out in festivals in those eastern European countries we forget about, songs by sixties hippy women who were under the impression that not wearing a bra was a good idea, cartoons, alarmist anti-drug recordings, cacti, songs about getting dumped by a girl because your car is a piece of junk, Nick Drake, propaganda, anti-propaganda propaganda, exotica, music by people who spent too much time in New York in the seventies, bedroom singer-songwriters, music so quiet you have to turn the air conditioner off or you'll miss the whole thing, power electronics, people who make music by playing other people's music while fiddling with the graphic equalizer and pitch controls, turntable tomfoolery, video games, astrology, rock bands, rock bands who break things on stage, Mongolian spiritualists, pointless between-songs drivel, singers who ruin their songs by trying to sing like Robert Plant, militant dwarves, funny Mexican rockers, vintage public service announcements and advertisements, songs inspired by Princess Diana, laptop wankery, music made back when everyone wore black and wore funny hats, music that for some reason is often associated with Italian scooters, Inuits and their four-legged friends, Bigfoot, game-show hosts, slot and video poker machines, depressing shoegazer stuff, horror movie soundtracks, wax cylinder recordings, spoken word rants, that awesome rumble Harley-Davidsons make, silence, God, and severe—I mean severe—caffeine abuse.

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